That means that from October I will be doing MEng Computing in London. They've offered me a bursary as well, so I'm not complaining.

• Maths: A
• Electronics: A
• Computing: A
• Physics: B

Physics was only 4 marks off an A, so I'm waiting to see if Imperial will let me in, as I haven't met the conditions of my offer!

Well done everybody!

Those of you that had been using my development site should stop using that one and move to this one. All of the data that had been entered into it should have been moved across, so you wont have to start from scratch. New users will need to enter their Alton College ID number before they are able to register or login.

P.S. If you don't know what Little Guildford is, there's no point visiting the site!

I don't know what I'm going to do with my time now, as I don't have to go into college again except to get my leaving form signed.

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I've uploaded photos from the last week to my gallery.

Just got to finish learning the rest of the stuff for the exams in the summer, and I'd better start revising before too long…

I only just missed an A in maths, being 5% short in one of the exams, so I'll have to retake M1 as I need an A in maths for university.

I wasn't expecting to get higher than a B in physics as it hasn't really been going very well for me all year.

I hope everyone else got the results they wanted.